You know, sometimes you find some people on MCB talking shit, and you're like... are you really this much of a dweeb, or do you just have one of those personalities that doesn't translate very well to forums?
Well, I happen to click on some video links, and what I found, well... everything makes sense now.
Oh dear. Well, he's young. Plenty of time to... uh... yeah. Young Jeff Albertson in the making. No gameplay videos despite the lulzworthy camera setup. Cool wolf t-shirt bro.
Goddamn does everyone on MCB still live with their parents? "Ergonomics" and "snake playing". LOL.
You know who he reminds me of? Jon Lajoie, when he does any of those creepy singles dating videos. Goddamn the guy is a windbag. Half the time he's just talking a bunch of gibberish anyways.
So anyways, yeah, that pretty much settles it. No more of that.
I've been doing this for a long time, and I've met lots of people from "online". I'm no social butterfly, clearly, but the thing that has always struck me was that people always comment, "You seem like a totally normal person."
That's kind of always puzzled me. I'm like, "What exactly were you expecting?"
It seems clear now that they were expecting one of these guys, and they got me instead. That's fucked up, yo. For the sake of humanity and paintball, don't be like one of these guys.