Don't have anything useful to say or contribute? Complain about looks.

Planet Eclipse Etha -- $400 inline "etek geo"

Only takes 4 posts for someone to jump in and complain about "looks":

What a fucking shithead.

Is complaining about "looks" too mainstream?  Don't worry, you can always fall back to complaining  about plastic.

Guy managed to complain about looks and plastic in the same fucking post.  There's got to be some razor that can be coined here.

Literally, the guy has nothing to add to this thread, or probably any thread, ever.  This is why I wish 'ignore' was more of a common feature on these forums.

Same goes for the ModernIntel life partners.  Always complaining about anything plastic.

There's nothing wrong with plastic if used correctly.  Plastic can be light, strong, and durable.

If you disagree -- how's that aluminum hopper working out for you?  Or your aluminum pods?  About ready to turn in that crappy composite air tank for a totally aluminum one?  How about a nice Tippmann style cast aluminum mask?

http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb066.html

Of course, sitting down and asking the question, "Is this appropriate?" is far too mentally taxing on these folks, so they like to just keep it simple and hate everything plastic.  Especially if they have nothing else to say.

For example:  complaining about how a useless decorative magazine is made out of plastic.  Really.  How exactly is a decorative magazine going to be more functional if it's made out of metal?  IT'S NOT.  The only thing you can do with an aluminum one is anodize it.  Are you planning on rocking a hot pink UMP magazine or something?  Fucking fruits.

You should be complaining that there's a useless decorative magazine in the first place, not the fact that it's made of plastic.

Fucking annoying.