"U.S. Army Project Salvo by Tippmann Paintball Gun Review and Testing in HD"

Who is this shithead, and why would anyone be interested in what he thinks about another garbage Tippmann marker?

0:57 "If you break a ball in the breech you know how hard that can be to clean out."

All that fucking decoration and still no anti-chop.  Great.

Why not make the useless STOCK optional and make the ACT bolt standard?

1:58 "You can put allen keys, o-rings, spare screws, anything like that if you want."

Useless shit.  Tools are not allowed on the field.  Come on man, have you ever actually even played paintball?

2:31 "Got your velocity adjustment right here by an allen screw."

Convenient for you to turn up in field with the allen key you put in your otherwise worthless decorative magazine!

And let's not overlook the fact that "gas port size restriction" is the shittiest velocity control method available, one minor step up from not having any control at all.

2:53 "Also comes with this pull through squeegie"

Yep, the marker comes with a pull through squeegie because they KNOW you are going to be chopping.

Why not include the ACT bolt and make the useless stock and the squeegie optional?

3:06 "... as well as a barrel blocker."

Oh cool, a barrel plug from the 90's.  Upgraded with elastic cord.  Guaranteed to scuff up the end of your barrel after repeated uses!

3:50

What the fuck, are you shooting this at a golf course or something?  That would at least explain your shirt.

Have you ever tried visiting a paintball field, bro?  They might have some useful stuff there.  Like a fucking chrono.  And a mask you can borrow.

4:00

Shoulders the gun via the tank.  What the fuck is the stock for?  Oh, it's so you can rest your cheek/side of face on it while looking through the sight.  Good thing you're NOT WEARING A MASK, HUH?

4:11 "It's got a really good feel; a really good kick to it."

This probably doesn't even need a comment.

4:17 "I gotta do this again." [Proceeds to spray paint all over the place.]

OK, but if you do, would you mind FUCKING AIMING AT SOMETHING AND PRODUCING A GROUPING?



Distinctly missing from this video:  A FUCKING CHRONO TEST.  THE MOST BASIC FUCKING PARAMETRIC TEST YOU CAN MAKE OF A GUN, OTHER THAN WEIGHING IT.  OH, OOPS.




What a total fucking shill.  CorporateShillPaintball.com.